THE CLINTUCKY HOODIE

For when you need to look somewhat put together without actually getting your shit together.

This is the hoodie you grab for cold mornings, late nights, football weekends, questionable road trips, porch beers, and those Saturdays that somehow start at 9 a.m. and end with somebody asking, “Does anyone know where Coogan went?”

Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton blend, the Clintucky Hoodie is warm without making you feel like you're wearing a sleeping bag. The relaxed fit gives you plenty of room for movement, layering, and the physical consequences of eating like an asshole all weekend.

The vintage-style Clintucky graphic keeps things simple. No inspirational quotes. No performance technology. No promises that wearing it will make you a better person.

It's a hoodie. A damn comfortable one.

Throw it on over a tee, wear it under a jacket, keep it in the truck, or permanently leave it draped over the back of the same chair where all your other clothes apparently live now.

HOODIE SPECS

• 80% cotton / 20% polyester — soft, durable, and ready for poor decisions
• 9.4 oz mid-heavyweight fabric for legitimate hoodie weather
• Relaxed fit because nobody wants a skin-tight hoodie
• Preshrunk fibers help it keep its shape
• Drop shoulders for an easy, broken-in feel
• Kangaroo pocket for your phone, keys, cold hands, and things nobody needs to know about
• Roomy self-fabric lined hood
• Ribbed cuffs
• Tear-away label because itchy neck tags are bullshit

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold. Don't bleach. Line dry. Don't iron. Don't dry clean.

Basically, wash it like somebody who wants to keep owning it.

Perfect for the porch, tailgate, dock, bar, bonfire, road trip, couch, or standing outside at midnight wondering whose idea this was.

Stay warm. Make bad decisions comfortably.