Clintucky Bumper Sticker
Lowering the town’s property values since 2021
Finally, a bumper sticker that saves you the trouble of explaining what kind of neighborhood you're from.
The Clintucky Classic League Bumper Sticker proudly lets everyone behind you know that whatever is happening to local real estate prices, we're probably not helping.
Featuring the Clintucky crest and our official unofficial motto, “Lowering the Town’s Property Values Since 2021,” it's perfect for trucks, cars, coolers, campers, golf carts, beer fridges, or anything else that could benefit from losing a little curb appeal.
Made from premium water-resistant vinyl with a UV-protective matte laminate, it's built to handle rain, sun, road trips, tailgates, and years of people sitting behind you at a red light wondering:
“What the fuck is Clintucky?”
Exactly.
STICKER SPECS-
Premium water-resistant vinyl — because property values aren't going to lower themselves
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UV-protective matte laminate
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5+ years of outdoor durability
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Vibrant, long-lasting printing
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Smooth matte finish with no obnoxious glare
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Eco-solvent inks
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Easy-peel backing
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Waterproof adhesive
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Sticks firmly to clean, smooth surfaces
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Adds approximately zero horsepower to your vehicle
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May reduce trade-in value depending on the appraiser's sense of humor
If it gets dirty, wipe it gently with a soft, clean, dry cloth.
If the entire truck is dirty, now it just looks more authentic.
Put it on your bumper, truck window, camper, cooler, toolbox, golf cart, beer fridge, or the back of whatever vehicle you're currently making payments on.
CLINTUCKY CLASSIC LEAGUE
No dues. No commissioner. No standards. And apparently no concern for property values.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors
Premium printable vinyl
Premium vinyl rated to last over 5 years in all weather conditions
Matte finish
Has a smooth, even surface
UV protective laminate
To protect your stickers from the elements, a layer of matte laminate is applied to each sticker
Eco-friendly product
The stickers are printed using environmentally friendly Eco-Solvent inks
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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