Clintucky Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Lowering the town’s property values since 2021.
Some towns have historic districts, charming main streets, and carefully preserved architecture.
We have Eric.
So we're doing what we can with what we've got.
The Clintucky Classic League Long Sleeve celebrates everything we've accomplished since 2021—which, according to the back of the shirt, has mostly involved putting downward pressure on the local housing market.
Up front, you've got the vintage ALL THINGS CLINTUCKY logo. Clean. Understated. Almost respectable.
Then you turn around.
LOWERING THE TOWN’S PROPERTY VALUES SINCE 2021.
There it is.
Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, this thing has the soft, broken-in feel of a long sleeve you've had for years. It's substantial without being stiff, relaxed without looking sloppy, and perfect for those days when a T-shirt isn't enough but putting on an actual jacket feels like way too much fucking effort.
It's the ideal uniform for cool mornings, football Saturdays/Sundays, fishing trips, bonfires, golf weekends, porch beers, or running errands.
LONG SLEEVE SPECS- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, substantial, and built to last
- 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric for that vintage, already-broken-in feel
- Classic relaxed fit with room to move
- Ribbed cuffs that keep their shape
- Double-needle hems for added durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape for structure
- Sewn-in label
- Vintage Clintucky logo on the front
- “LOWERING THE TOWN’S PROPERTY VALUES SINCE 2021” across the back
- Does not actually affect property values*
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don't bleach. Iron on low if needed. Don't dry clean.
It gets softer with every wash and should last for years.
Wear it around town with pride.
Or at least the amount of pride we've collectively decided is appropriate for Clintucky.
CLINTUCKY CLASSIC LEAGUE
Bringing people together. Bringing comps down.
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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